Yup. I'm starting over, y'all.
Look, no one knew that killing a cyborg would bring about a crazy line of chain effects that would lead to an apocalypse. But it turns out that the world has been plunged into a bloody era, where the Lost Lollipop Souls and their leader, Mustard the condiment demon, wreck havoc everywhere. And it's up to Cat Cult to stop them.
Meanwhile, we also have to deal with a robot spouting prophecies at random, an insane cult leader, death, a missing vacuum cleaner, two aliens, and three humans with inanimate objects installed in their brains. Also, Luigi's there too.
(PS: Bob is absent 95% of the time. This story isn't even about him anymore.)
(PPS: There will be mentions of abusive relationships, homophobia, death, mild gore, racism, transphobia, and American immigration detention camps. Please do not read chapters marked with 'W' if any of these may be triggering. There will be further specification in the actual writing. I promise this is child friendly. Or not.)
Noor, a dancer in the Royal Court of the Al-Yauzhan Empire wants nothing more than to pay off her debts and lead a nice, simple life-but a chance encounter with the crown prince and his brother brings her into the dangerous world of court politics. As Noor and the princes investigate their uncle and cousin's possible treason, she grows closer to the crown prince, but in order to save the kingdom and the person she loves, Noor will have to risk everything...
A romantic adventure set in an imagined Arabic kingdom, THE DANCING GIRL is a story of court intrigues, romantic entanglements, and secret meetings as Noor and her best friend Amir try to help the princes they're falling for expose corrupt court officials with plans to seize the throne. Noor and Amir are close to having everything they've ever dreamed of...now all they need to do is survive.