Bob's Life-Global Warming (Rewrite)

Yup. I'm starting over, y'all.
Look, no one knew that killing a cyborg would bring about a crazy line of chain effects that would lead to an apocalypse. But it turns out that the world has been plunged into a bloody era, where the Lost Lollipop Souls and their leader, Mustard the condiment demon, wreck havoc everywhere. And it's up to Cat Cult to stop them.
Meanwhile, we also have to deal with a robot spouting prophecies at random, an insane cult leader, death, a missing vacuum cleaner, two aliens, and three humans with inanimate objects installed in their brains. Also, Luigi's there too.
(PS: Bob is absent 95% of the time. This story isn't even about him anymore.)
(PPS: There will be mentions of abusive relationships, homophobia, death, mild gore, racism, transphobia, and American immigration detention camps. Please do not read chapters marked with 'W' if any of these may be triggering. There will be further specification in the actual writing. I promise this is child friendly. Or not.)