"All the things yet to come are the things that have passed."
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In which Tom's irl Aunt May ends up causing more impact in his life than planned.
(lower case intended)
BOOK 1 IN THE PRETTY SHINING PEOPLE SERIES
lordvaldemort: just saw the new spiderman dude and he kinda pushed me when he was running how dare that muggle
tomholland1996: i'm sorry she-who-must-not-be-named i was late for filming
lordvaldemort: how'd yOU GET HERE ON MY TWITTER
tomholland1996: maybe i'm not so muggle
In which a below average and talentless(?) girl falls in love with an above average and talented celebrity and vice versa.
[social media]
[this may look long but the chapters are actually very short so]