Slick Move ~ Kyman
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Last published Thu, Jul 11, 2019
Eric Cartman is sick of seeing Kyle Broflovski hanging around Stanley Marsh all the damn time. Why? Because it hurts. Yes, it hurts to see them together- It hurts. He loves Kyle, he truly does. But he hates it!
"I hate that I love you!"
Turns out, Kyle feels the same way. They both seem to keep their true feelings down, and instead lash out in rivalry.
That should end well.
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