Eric Cartman is sick of seeing Kyle Broflovski hanging around Stanley Marsh all the damn time. Why? Because it hurts. Yes, it hurts to see them together- It hurts. He loves Kyle, he truly does. But he hates it! "I hate that I love you!" Turns out, Kyle feels the same way. They both seem to keep their true feelings down, and instead lash out in rivalry. That should end well. • CHARACTERS DON'T BELONG TO ME! •All Rights Reserved