The Supergames (A Hunger Games Parody)

The capital wasn't happy with just sending Districts to the Hunger Games. No, they wanted Superheros. Sadly, those like Superman were too strong. Instead they got Batman and Joker from Gotham, Spiderman and Green Goblin from New York, Mario and Goomba from Mushroom Kingdom, Link and Zelda from Hyrule, Magneto and Wolverine from a secret hideout, Iron Man (without the suit) and The Hulk, Han Solo and a clone trooper from a galaxy far far away, Harry Potter and Snape from Hogwarts, Mr. Fantastic and Dr. Doom, Jacob and Edward from Twilight, Sonic and Dr. Eggman from Green Hill Zone, and finally Gale and Peeta from District 12. There was no warning this time. No parade, no chance to say goodbye. It was all so sudden, and the tributes were all fitted into jumpsuits specialized to them (extra-stretchy Spandex pants for The Hulk, for example), and were pushed into the glass tubes that would take all but one up to their deaths....

Because even in The Supergames, only one can survive.