How Canada Can Conquer the World - A Five-Step Plan
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This is a satirical plan that Canada could use to take over the world.
I would like to stress that I am being 100% sarcastic and stuff in this piece.
I would also like to apologize in advance for any brain cells that you may lose while reading this.
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