36 parts Ongoing MatureMy mom is a pathetic cook.
Not just in the kitchen, but in life. And I don't say that because I hate her. It's just facts.
Take her life recipe, for example. She was supposed to have one kid-maybe two-turn them into perfect little princesses, you know, the type who'd grow up to marry nice men, bake casseroles, and organize charity brunches. But instead, she messed up the instructions, went off-script, and somehow ended up with four daughters who'd rather throw punches than tea parties.
Honestly, it's like she added a whole cup of rebellion when the recipe called for a pinch. She wanted princesses and got... well, this.
DIY Recipe for Bad Bitches
(If you think following this will create the perfect family, think again.)
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Bad Bitch
- 2 tablespoons of Boss Bitch.
-1 teaspoon of Crazy Bitch
-A sprinkle of Good Bitch.
For a little extra flair:
- A dash of Betrayal
- A splash of Judgement
- A good heaping of Envy
- Gossip
- A spoonful of Manipulation
- Competition
- And of course, a generous scoop of Resentment- because some grudges never truly die.
Instructions:
1. Start with a family recipe but immediately ignore all of the directions. Throw all four sisters into the same messy life, and let them simmer.
2. Add in a dangerously irresistible man who's anything but predictable. Stir the pot with misunderstandings, secrets, and forbidden love.
3. Mix in betrayal, backstabbing, and jealousy-but don't forget to sprinkle in loyalty and blood bonds, just when you think they might rip each other apart.
4. Let the drama boil over.
Final product:
Not the perfect princesses mom was hoping for, but:
Four women.
Four secrets.
Four hearts in a dance.
A powerhouse of women who'd burn the whole world down before letting anyone mess with their family.
