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Disclaimer : Non, ce n'est pas un headcanon de WataMote, c'est juste ma vie. AKA : un headcanon de WataMote. Shit. En tout cas vous entendrez beaucoup parler de WataMote dans ce truc.
Disclaimer 2, plus important cette fois : Je ne rigole pas avec le mature content, y'a vraiment des trucs assez choquants dedans donc faites gaffe. Vous êtes prévenus hein.
Je ne sais jamais quoi raconter parce que j'ai pas d'inspi, donc je raconte des faits réels parce que j'ai envie de me sentir exceptionnelle car ma vie n'est que failure et ma destinée est de marbre tendis que mon regard vide se pose sur le soleil couchant. (??)
Anyways si vous êtes un genre de cas social, weirdo, creep, mojyo-truc, il se peut que vous vous reconnaissiez dans mes textes, ce qui est... une mauvaise chose pour vous.
Mais vous savez c'est ce genre de moment où tu te trouves con, ou qu'il se passe un truc que tu aurais honte d'avouer à des inconnus mais qui pourrait bien devenir une petite private joke dans ton cercle d'amis très limité à cause de ton asociabilité, enfin tu vois quoi, ce moment où tu reverses un yaourt par terre et que ce que tu vois à tes pieds te fait terriblement penser à une éjac de type F, ou bien le fait que tes chiottes sentent la bolognaise, tout ça sont les preuves que tu es bien un humain hors du commun.
(Ps : Une éjac normale de personne en bonne santé est à peu près vers le type B-C.)
(Pps : Oui, la couverture est pourrie et si déjà à ce stade vous avez fait une overdose de WataMote, vous allez pas survivre à ce qui va suivre)
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