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Reads 13,295
Votes 455
Parts 13
Time 1h 24m

prettyterribleperson

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Disguising herself as a boy is trickier than Pidge thought. Especially when the three boys she stays with are so nosey. And when she's a bit sloppy. And when Lance is just so fricking cute!All Rights Reserved

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Take Me To Church [Klance AU] by galaxyfoxx8

Lance McClain was the perfect son to the town's priest and most religious mother. Keith Kogane was the local "bad boy." ‼️This story has mentions of religious trauma, rape, abuse, suicidal thoughts/actions, and homophobia/transphobia {UPDATES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK} Highest rankings: #22 - Klance (1/20/24) #30 - KlanceAU (1/10/24) #32 - KeithKogane (2/28/24)

Blindfolded {Voltron: Klance} by XRandomatorX

This is basically like a high school au. This story was inspired by the movie The Kissing Booth. Hope I make all you Klance fans and Voltron fans proud. (I'm trash I making descriptions for stories. I guess you'll have to read it to find out all the drama.) Also Lotura and Adashi fan? I got you covered. Update: I didn't add in a lot of characters from the show because I forgot about them😅. I apologise for that, but it's COMPLETED so.....enjoy!

A Month Of Truth From Pidge And Lance : Narrated Edition by HunterWizard

When Pidge and Lance team up for a ground mission and end up in face-to-face with Prince Lotor and his general Ezor, they expect certain death. They certainly don't expect a truth spell potion to the face. And thus ushers in a spell that brings a month of team annoyances, dangerously loose tongues and romantic revelations that Pidge and Lance never really believed existed. Question: Is the unconditional truth always a good thing? Pidge and Lance are about to figure that out. ----- PIDGE: Princess Allura expected Lance and I to chronicle what happened in the past month. So here is our third-person, detailed account, interspersed with comedic and-warning-occasionally R rated commentary from Lance and I. You have been warned. ----- LANCE: Look, I didn't mean to get spelled, okay? But I hope you enjoy our joint account of our crazy, love-hate infested month. As for the R-rated parts...let's just say that Loverboy Lance just got a whole more lovey. PIDGE: Lance! LANCE: Sorry :-D ----- Art by the talented @mclanchez-dictionary (on tumblr) for the Voltron Rarepair Bang 2017

I learned it from the pizza man by bunk12bear

When Lance jokingly asked the pizzeria to send their cutest delivery boy he didn't expect them to actually do it. Based on this text post https://www.pinterest.com/pin/862509766112995105/

Save Me, Please by MilesTheGay37

Keith is a regular student at Voltron High, where everyone is welcome! .....Right? It's only the first few weeks into school and the poor boy is already getting bullied. He's still in the closet as gay, unlike his best friend Pidge who recently came out as non binary and biromantic asexual. Not only is Keith in the closet, he's grown a soft spot for the lover boy Lance, who is captain of the swim team. What will happen to the precious boy? Who knows. Maybe this will have a sad ending and it goes up in flames, or maybe this will have a happy ending and everything's okay. There's going to be some touchy and triggering topics so if you find the following triggering, don't read. ●●●●●●TRIGGERS●●●●●● Abuse Suicide Self Harm Suicidal Thoughts/Actions Rape

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Pidge ships one shots by cacaphony_

Just some one shots of the person I like most in Voltron. Some angst and fluff. Please send requests!! I would love to write more. [discontinued]

Roommates (Klance College AU) by lowqualityhazard

"Alright, fine. What's there to talk about?" "About us. This... tension between us, it was never really just about 'rivalry' was it?" Lance's breath hitched, his usual bravado faltering under Keith's intense scrutiny. The realization of what Keith was hinting at - what he himself had felt but never acknowledged - began to dawn on him. ** Freshmen Keith Kogane and Lance McClain start their journey at Garrison College as dorm roommates and instant "rivals." With clashing personalities and ambitions, their college life begins on a rocky note. However, as they navigate the challenges and pressures of freshman year together, their antagonistic relationship starts to evolve. Amidst the trials of their first year, Keith and Lance discover that the line between rivalry and affection is thinner than they thought, leading them on a heartwarming journey from contention to connection. • #1 || klance-- 01/13/25 • #1 || galaxygarrison-- 05/20/24 • #1 || hunkgarret-- 05/20/24 • #1 || pidgeholt-- 05/20/24 • #1 || princessallura-- 05/20/24 • #5 || dorm-- 12/11/24 • #7 || keithkogane-- 05/20/24 • #6 || allura-- 01/23/24 • #8 || vld-- 12/08/24 • #10 || hunk-- 12/08/24 • #11 || lancemcclain-- 01/16/25 • #13 || voltronlegendarydefender-- 05/20/24 • #16 || pidge-- 01/16/25 • #17 || shiro-- 01/23/25 • #24 || roommates-- 10/25/24 • #39 || rivals-- 12/08/24 • #67 || voltron-- 12/16/24

Not All Beta's Are Simple (Plance (Alpha, Beta and Omega) by VoltronMoon

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My BadBoy by mizuchxn

This is a Klance High School AU where Lance is an 18 year old boy with a bad reputation. Lances POV on high school changes when he gets assigned a new lab partner in science class named Keith. Keith was a quiet boy he didn't talk much he only had a few friends Hunk,Pidge,Matt,and Shiro. His life changes when he meets his new lab partner who has an entourage of delinquent friends. WARNING! Some of Lance's friends are made up characters (I did this so everyone had a ship UwU). Pls enjoy this very gay masterpiece! Or trash we'll see!

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