An Idiots Guide to Reincarnation
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Alexa was your average girl. She got slightly above average grades, she was average looking, and she liked cheesy romance novels. Her favorite one was called, "Divine Heartz." Yes with a Z at the end, it was stupid she knew, but she couldn't help loving it. Sadly her average life was short lived because on her 14th birthday she tragically passed away after her sister...sort of accidentally murdered her. The weird thing is she didn't die. Instead she woke up... but not as herself.
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