Marina: Well, this won't be your normal Splatoon story... Marie: *Sighs* Pearl: And who's fault was that? *Stares at Callie and mumbles* Stupid pink squid had to touch an old human thing... Callie: Why do you always have to be so dramatic?! Well, I think being human is fine! Marina: Pearlie, Callie calm down. Now, I'll begin telling this "story"...