Random Area 51 raider and FBI agent fanfiction

this is literally me using shitposting motivation to write a story about a millennial man who goes to the area 51 raid, only to encounter his FBI agent. they both over the years and through the FBI agent memes have grown to care for each other, the FBI agent even knowing about the man's weirdest thoughts. but on this fateful night, they are on opposing teams, and only one team will succeed. Will one of them be murdered at the hands of someone they have spent so much time with, or will one convince the other to surrender and swap teams?

yeah
that's the plot

also to the FBI agent reading this
pewish uwu