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Bad (But Hopefully Funny) Harry Potter Puns + Jokes

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Reads 23,395
Votes 1,056
Parts 30
Time 15m

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What happens when you put Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, an unknown character and various other characters into puns?

Well, the attention gets to their heads and they turn bad, eating cookies on the dark side!

But what happens when those puns turn bad?

They turn into Bad Harry Potter Puns!

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