Things About Life That Need To Be Known
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Fantastically Sarcastic Facts about mah life.
I am really (not) sorry.
Credit to me, the internet, and life for being shitty enough to inspire this rubbish.
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𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 || ᴀᴏɴᴜɴɢ
"𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏! " 𝑰 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒅 "𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕" 𝒂𝒐𝒏𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒂𝒔 𝑰 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔. - 14 ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴛɪ̀ʟᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴜʟʟʏ's, ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀᴡᴀ'ᴀᴛᴜʟᴜ, ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴋᴀʏɪɴᴀ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪᴋʀᴀɴs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ɴᴀ'ᴠɪ. ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛɪ̀ʟᴏʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, sʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ʙᴏʏ. - 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑨 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑰𝑬 𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑻𝑨𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑱𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑺 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑵.Complete![Once Upon A Time [2p!Canada x Reader x 1p!Canada]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/76534810-256-k6467.jpg)
Once Upon A Time [2p!Canada x Reader x 1p!Canada]
[Please read Book 1: Once Upon a Summer before reading this, so you would understand. Thank you.] Last summer was quite a ride for you. You met Matt Williams, met his brothers and had a crazy summer adventure. You even managed to fall in love with Matt. It was a lot to handle but you kept strong. Now that summer has ended, you decided that it was time to move on from last summer. It was time for a whole new adventure as Matt Williams' girlfriend. However this adventure wasn't what you expected. In fact, it was something you would never expect to happen. Who would've thought that you'd find a secret pentagram that would teleport you to a whole different dimension? Sounds crazy right? It almost sounds impossible for someone with a life like yours. Almost. Considering how crazy last summer was, something like this had the possibility to happen. Now you've got to find a way back home. You have to get back to the world you've lived in for all of ypur life. You need to get back to the love of your life. Or maybe you don't have to. Maybe you can stay. Maybe certain Matthew Williams will convince you to stay.Complete
𝙤𝙚𝙡 𝙣𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙞 𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙞𝙚 || 𝑵𝑬𝑻𝑬𝒀𝑨𝑴
"𝑜𝑒𝑙 𝑛𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖 𝑘𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑖𝑒 𝑥𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑎" 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔. "𝑜𝑒𝑙 𝑛𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖 𝑘𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑖𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑦𝑎𝑚" 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠. 𝑿𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒊 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑹𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒍𝒐'𝒆𝒚𝒌𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒔𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒘𝒂'𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒖 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒌𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒏. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒏𝒂'𝒗𝒊 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆? - 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙭𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙣, 𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨!!Complete
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𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗍 (𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝖽) 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ↯ 𝘦𝘳𝘪'𝘷𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘪'𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘢𝘺𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘺𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦. lowercase intended best rankings!! #2 in #neteyam [ as of 28/11/24 ] #2 in #jakesully [ as of 31/12/24 ] #2 in #avatar2009 [ as of 03/11/24 ] #4 in #atwow [ as of 27/11/24 ] #1 in #tonowari [ as of 02/02/25 ] #3 in #loak [ as of 08/06/25 ] #2 in #tuktirey [ as of 28/07/25 ] 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑 2, 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍! 𝐈 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐄𝐑𝐈'𝐕𝐄𝐘, 𝐑𝐄𝐘𝐕𝐀, 𝐎𝐗'𝐓𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐈'𝐓𝐄Complete
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slow updates ━━━━━━ 𝐈𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐄. 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐮𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐯𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭---𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐤.
"𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏! " 𝑰 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒅 "𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕" 𝒂𝒐𝒏𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒌 𝒂𝒔 𝑰 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔. - 14 ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴛɪ̀ʟᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴜʟʟʏ's, ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀᴡᴀ'ᴀᴛᴜʟᴜ, ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴋᴀʏɪɴᴀ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪᴋʀᴀɴs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ɴᴀ'ᴠɪ. ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛɪ̀ʟᴏʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, sʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ʙᴏʏ. - 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑨 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑰𝑬 𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑻𝑨𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑨𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑱𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑺 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑵.
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