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Prepare for sterotypicalness... Delilah was just an ordinary girl... just kidding, you thought! She a gansta' ass hoe... just kidding again! Yeah that's right we the jokstas' in this joint... anyway do, Delilah Joyce was going on a trip on her favorite, HA! You thought we were gonna say rocket ship, you skank. Naw but we done with that. Fur real do it's about dis chick going through life and we like make it real hilarious and shit so ya know. you should read it bitch, and if ya don't, ya moms a hoe.
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