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Roman Greenwood is a popular, jerk of a prep. He has money, he has looks, and he has fans who worship the very ground he walks. Who knows why, because the only side of him Dorian has ever seen is a complete idiot.
He doesn't expect much from high school, and he didn't at all expect this guy to suddenly be begging and following him like a dog. But Dorian isn't stupid, he won't fall for it like all the other boys and girls Roman has flung around in life. Oh no, this time, Roman is getting flung.

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Wow whats this? Roceit? Yeah. It's a human AU, and they're in high school. I'll also include Remy (sleep) even though he isn't a side(you can fight me about that, he seriously isn't,,)
Mild language warning, I won't hold back haha. Might be angsty. Might be fluffy. Might be intense, who knows? I do. That's who! 
Anyways, enjoy!

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The Logical Exception by TypicallyUntypical

Some people are born special. Then there are those who are extraordinary. Virgil, code-named Anxiety, and his best friend Patton, code-named Morality, have made it their job to protect the citizens of their city from any and all forms of peril. This includes fighting against their strongest foe, Logic. However, things are rarely what they seem in a world of superpowers and suspense. How will Virgil and Patton react when they realize Logic may not be as bad as they assumed and there are larger forces at play? TW: This story will include Violence, Gore, Sexual Innuendo, Remus, and Abuse. Please do not read this story if you will have any trouble with these issues. Posting Schedule: Saturdays

Hold On (Book 1 of It's Not Over) by QDracul

[Completed] Sanders Sides human au fanfic. Twin brothers Virgil and Patton Novas have moved around a lot thanks to their father's job. From their father's home country, and their birth place, of Cabo Verde to their mother's country of birth, Ireland. From Ireland to Massachusetts. From Massachusetts to Arizona. After spending several years in a stable environment they're moving again, this time not only are they leaving behind friends but also their mother's grave. Virgil has to convince his twin brother and their dad that, despite his terrible migraines and sometimes crippling anxiety, he won't go down the same road as his mother. On top of having an overprotective family he has to navigate being the new kid in his senior year of high school, making friends, falling in love, and learning how to save a life. How hard can the next nine months be? All he has to do is hold on and convince his new best friend to do the same. I do not own the characters Virgil, Patton, Roman, Remus, Deceit, Remy, or Emile Picani. They belong to the awesome, amazingly talented cinnamon roll that is Thomas Sanders. I also don't like 99% of the music and song lyrics that will make an appearance in this book. I am, however, the proud owner of the hyperactive muse (by the name of Orion who makes an appearance in here) that spawned this story into existence when he was supposed to be helping me work on my other two fan fictions and three original works. And I'm also the owner of the many side and minor background characters that may or may not get names.

(COMPLETE) I am Logan Sanders - Sanders Sides fanfiction. by ElSandersWrites

** Cover is fanart by Logansandersart on Instagram ** Logan wakes confused. He has no memory - of anything. He wouldn't have even known his name if it wasn't painted over the dark oak door in galaxy paint. He doesn't know anyone around him but somehow he knows he must not worry them. How hard would it be to pretend everything's fine and learn how to be someone he's not? (Be ready for a bit of Analogical) First book of the series Next book I am Virgil Sanders (writing now)

I Hope the Worst Isn't Over ✔️ by regardingseas

It's been nine months, three weeks, and five days, since everyone's habitual lives came to a screeching halt. But hey... who's counting, anyway? All of the sides are involved in this story! Read "tags" for more. (Zombie AU) Word count: 25,060 --- Relationships: None directly stated, but they can be seen as platonic or romantic. ---- AO3 tags: Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Logic Logan Sanders, Anxiety| Virgil Sanders, Morality| Patton Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders, Zombie Apocalypse, Alternate Universe Zombie Apocalypse, Post-Zombie Apocalypse, Human Sides (Sanders Sides), Alternate Universe Human, Sympathetic Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Sympathetic Deceit Janus Sanders, They're All Generally Sympathetic To Some Degree, As In They Don't Leave Others For Dead, References to Depression, l'd Mention Anxiety Too But That's Obvious, Autistic Logic Logan Sanders, Mental Health Issues, Neurodiversity, Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Bad At Tagging, Pathological Liar Deceit, Brain Damage, Angst, Hurt/Comfort.

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We Can be Heroes {Sanders Sides Superhero AU} by GiveMeMyOwn

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