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An Old Codger's Take

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A humorous look at the last 3/4 century as seen through the eyes of an old Iowa codger. Few topics escape the author's sharp wit, from tattoos to music to language to politics. All generations will find something to laugh about in this irreverent look at popular culture of today compared to the post-WW2 period through the 80's and beyond. If you are easily offended, read this book with caution.All Rights Reserved

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