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What will happen when two people disaster within themselves are compelled to marry each other???

Mahir Sehgal,25 years old guy,CEO of Grace industries and Adhya Sane,20 years old girl,an aspiring medical student are put together in a wedlock.Explosion.Crazy Fights.Humour.Hint of Romance and knock on hearts.

Both of there brains are time bombs.Anger is their main issue.One knows to control it while the other only knows how to burst it.One hates mess while the other can't spend a day without making mess.Both are control freaks and hate being ordered.

'Marriage?What's that?'Is the reaction given by them when asked about it.

On top of that,both hate chessy romance.Only one difference,one laughs her ass out  while the other cringes at the mere thought of it.

Her presence itself is no less than a disaster while the other loves creating disaster but....but....in others life.

Both love being sarcastic but again a slight difference,one loves to be biologically sarcastic while the other is literature sarcastic.

What will happen when tsunami will clash with roaring fire?Will they end up destroying each other or will learn the way of calming each other?

Only god knows,what will happen when Ms. Biologically Sarcastic and Mr. Literature Sarcastic are put under one roof.

Will they be able to find their happily ever after in their cute fights?Well,for that join me in this hilarious,comedy yet sweet journey.All Rights Reserved

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Morally Grey (Grey Morals #1) by QAsirawrites

♡ Weekly Chapter Releases ♡ My wedding day. The happiest day of my life, right? Wrong. I made it this far so why is it so hard to force these words out of my mouth? These two words which will tie me to him forever. He chose me but I didn't choose him and yet, with these two words, I am about to bound us to each other for life. I tremble. He notices. He leans down and I suck in a breath, accidentally taking in his scent and regretting it immediately. His lips stop just above my ear and I can feel his breath on my cheek. I still completely. "Two words and you become the queen of this city. You take shit from no one. You bow down to no one." He pauses and I hold my breath. "Well, no one but me," he chuckles and then stands back up to his full height. I hate him. With every fibre of my being I wish I could turn around and walk out of here. He holds my freedom in his hands and I have no choice but to obey. My mouth feels dry but I force myself to speak, knowing I'm committing myself to a lifetime by his side. "I do." And with that, I give in. A millionaire's wife to the outside world but I know I've just condemned myself to be a prisoner. How lucky am I? --- Entire Novel is free to read - This is book 1 in the series and can be read as a standalone.

I Will Always be his REPLACED BRIDE by Skhan_09

I can see through my veil, that all the people are congratulating each other, and are happy on my marriage... My eyes have started to get blurry and tears are about to fall And then I look for my husband who was first going to be my sister's husband sitting beside me with no emotions... His face has no emotions at all... All I was expecting was him to look at me atleast once... His jaw was clenched and he was cursing something, his hand were formed in a fist, i was very scared only looking at him.. I dont know how i was going to face him all my life.. i really wish, if my parents would be alive i would not be in this situation.. thinking about them a low sob escaped my lips... But I very well knew one thing that "I will always be his replaced bride" There is lots of drama in this story.. And what will happen when there will also be an entry of a baby..🤔🤔 Lets.. Read to find out..😊😊 Hey guys, I want to make one thing clear that DO NOT COPY MY BOOK... if i find similar matter in other books i wont hesitate to Report.. Thankyou so much for clicking on my book... do give it a try you wont regret i promise ♡︎ Started on 8th March 2022 Ended on 25th April 2022

Marrying Miss Demon | √ by YoungFantasizer

||COMPLETED|| ||STAND ALONE BOOK|| ||NO SEQUEL|| - • Highest Rank : #37 in Romance on 21.05.2017. - "I want divorce." She said looking directly into my eyes. Eh? What a kind of wife is she? On the first night of her marriage she's asking her breathtakingly handsome husband divorce? I came out of my own world when she snapped her fingers in front of me. I was still in shock to utter a word. I managed to say something. "Umm. . . don't you think it's too early?" This was all I could say. Damn. "Oh really? Then when do you want divorce? After we have two kids of twenty years? Early my foot." She said, sarcasm dripping from her words. How dare she talks to me like that? Now, this was too much for me to digest; firstly this marriage, second, this my so-called-wife who's so bossy and sarcastic, and third this divorce. I'm a human too, if people forgot. - In which her unrevealed secrets ain't long hidden as he decides to unveil her before making her his, forever. - || Started - 30.09.2016 || || Ended - 30.01.2017 ||

LET ME HATE YOU by AnjaaniSadek

Ever wonder how your supposed best day of life will turn into a lifelong nightmare. Two people, two different worlds yet bound by the same emotion, "HATE" and "same loved ones". Marriage is intended to be an eternal bond filled with love and happiness. This was far from the truth for Asmaira and Amaan. Two broken souls entangle in the game of destiny which ended their dream of everlasting love. For one, it was a journey of regret which she has to live for the rest of her life. But why?. For other, he was forced yet he promised to seek revenge for sure., for seeking "Her" place. Who is Amaan referring to as "Her"? Who is this "loved ones" that connects both Asmara and Amaan and why do they hate each other so much without even meeting each other? "Please......." the only word that she could manage to say while trying to get out of his grip and sobbing. "Please......Let..........Me..........Go, " she stammered in between her hiccup, shaking her head with pleading eyes and folded hands. "Don't be afraid honey! I realized my mistake of not accepting you as my wife and to mark the start of our marriage how about I gift you something, " He whispered while leaning close to her ear emphasizing on the word 'gift'. Sensing her fright, he placed his hand on her waist while using the other to stroke her cheek, "how about giving you a baby tonight?". He spoke with an evil smirk. " I know it is your first time and I promise to be gentle with you, My Wife" Note: This is the first draft of the story and since then had not been edited as I'm busy writing my other stories on "Booknet." If you find typos or grammatical mistake or narration is not perfect, kindly ignore since your feedback about it would be of no use as you are reading an unedited story. I would edit it once the sequel to Kabir Hashmi is finished. And yes please be considerate when you comment. First, it's a fictional story and second, it's someone's hardwork. #5 in torment-Sept 2020 #2 in torment-23rd Sept 2020

ꜱɪɴɢʜᴀɴɪᴀ ʙᴀʜᴜ'ꜱ by fantasy_world1995

ʙᴏᴏᴋ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ ɪꜱ ʜɪɴɢʟɪꜱʜ (ʜɪɴᴅɪ+ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ) 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚 Being bubbly doesn't mean a person is free from pain. Harshita, a chirpy and lively girl, seemed happy, but her heart bore the scars of her dadi's harsh treatment toward her and her mother. Behind her smiles was a silent plea for relief from the constant torment. Will someone step up to shield her from this cruelty and fight for her rights against her oppressive dadi? 𝐒𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐲𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚 She's an old soul that believes in romance, and love. She wants that kind love that quicken your pulses but relaxes your mind. She wasn't weird but she was kind of rare who wants to experience that kind of love that is shown in movies. Will saumya be able to find that kind of love in someone or she have to live a loveless life? 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐯𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐚 She's an introverted girl which doesn't means she hate people it's just mean that she feels better when no one is around. She's a living proof that you can walk through hell and still be an angel. But moreover she had a past, a past which she's hidding behind her beautiful smile,a past which made her like this, a past which refuses anyone to get too close to her until even herself cannot stop someone to come near her.. but who is this someone who break down the walls and unearth every part of her.. Is this someone will ever be able to see her pain behind her every smile?will they teach her the value of loving yourself?

A Loveless Alliance by beyond_the_moon097

A tale so magical yet cruel, that tangles two distant hearts together against their will; Still the doubts of their pasts are overshadowed by the spark of love between them.. Will they be able to contain these new foreign feelings emerging in them.. ~~the answer lies somewhere in the depth of their tangled destiny which brings them together. °•☆♡☆•° SIDHARTH KAPOOR ,whose only goal in life is to grow his business. Him, who doesn't consider even sky his limit! Power and money is everything in his world, his work comes even before his family...the one who considers love as a useless feeling. "The world runs on money, not love." °•☆♡☆•° MYRA KHANNA, who has buried the 'lover her' somewhere deep inside her heart, to never unlock her again. Love, a feeling magical that she once used to dream of is a curse for her now. "Love is just a way to kill yourself before your death.." °•☆♡☆•° What happens when they both are tied in the sacred, divine alliance of marriage? One who despise love and the other who considers love just another waste of time and energy...how could love evolve in such conditions? Crossing all boundaries? "I may have married you, but that doesn't mean you have any place in my heart." " I can be a perfect wife , unless you expect me to love you.." ●○•°♡♡ Join the journey of two burning hearts filled with pain , betrayal and hate, how will love prevail in such conditions? Written by Aarzoo.♡.

The Perfect couple ✅ by hazelnut_wrts

Their families are friends but they hate each other. He thinks her is an immature , stubborn , and spoiled girl with childish behaviour . And she thinks of him a as a rude , arrogant , egoistic person with a lot of attitude . They both think of each other as a quarrelsome person because they always end up quarreling whenever they meet . But their families think it as their childish behaviour, so they decide to bound them into a marriage. . . . What will happen when they marry each other. Are they ever going to be able to love each other?

Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ by Peppermint_Kisses27

"Do you think I will be pregnant ??" He looks at her with wide eyes. "Are you crazy??? Why the hell will you be pregnant??" He yelled. "Huh...!!" She was a bit afraid of him now. He calms himself and asked her softly. "Love, I didn't get you!! Why will you be pregnant?? Nothing happened between us, right!!??" "Happened na!!! First we kissed and then slept, right!!?? That means I will be pregnant now!!!" She told him excited. 'Is this my wife or am I talking to a 10 year old child??' He thought. ********************** Meet Rishaan Young successful doctor, rich, kind, caring, handsome(more than required) and has a very big heart. Each and very patient loves him a lot, well, all of them are children. He is a Paediatrician. He knows how to handle children and takes very good care of them lo. Mainly he loves children a lot. Meet Mahira Young, beautiful, innocent, naive, bubbly, super gorgeous and cheerful. She is too innocent to understand the evil world. She is a child at heart and a pure soul. She completed her graduation in Computer Science and Engineering and is working in MNC company. P.S: kindly ignore my mistakes and enjoy reading this book. Thank you! 😃😃

Her Needed Love |18+ by mysterious_dairies

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His Avya . by usNmoon

✨ Abhimaan Maheshwari ( ML) A Delhi based ,28 year old businesses man . Luxury Chain of hotels and restaurant , owner of many automobile companies and many more Who is also the mafia boss of the underworld . Handsome , tall , most eligible bachelor. Who loves his family above all , he can die and kill anyone for his loved ones .some anger issues but only for his mafia world . perfect balance of traditional man wrapped in modern era only for his devoted family . His family still lives in Jaipur .so he regularly visit them. world . perfect balance of traditional man wrapped in modern era only for his devoted family . His family still lives in Jaipur .so he regularly visit them ✨Shravya Singh Rajput ( FL) 21 year , Indian girl , perfect blend of traditional and modern . Studying in Delhi Sri Ram college of Commerce , as 3rd year student of BBA . Lovable, bubble natured girl, who loves her family and her dreams only .. call her ambitious or whatsoever but she is strong and determined to be the next CEO of her father's Business of real estate and hotel ..which is on of the top 5 hotels in India . Her Family lives in Jaipur , she lives in Delhi for her studies. 💌 "Why did you agreed with this marriage ? " "Same goes for you miss " "I asked first " "Okh . Since you r business student don't you know profit n customer satisfaction is a priority for a business person ? " "Profit ? Customer satisfaction? What profit? And what satisfaction?" 'Ull know it all soon my lady "Not yet yours " "Okh to be mine lady "

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Morally Grey (Grey Morals #1)

♡ Weekly Chapter Releases ♡ My wedding day. The happiest day of my life, right? Wrong. I made it this far so why is it so hard to force these words out of my mouth? These two words which will tie me to him forever. He chose me but I didn't choose him and yet, with these two words, I am about to bound us to each other for life. I tremble. He notices. He leans down and I suck in a breath, accidentally taking in his scent and regretting it immediately. His lips stop just above my ear and I can feel his breath on my cheek. I still completely. "Two words and you become the queen of this city. You take shit from no one. You bow down to no one." He pauses and I hold my breath. "Well, no one but me," he chuckles and then stands back up to his full height. I hate him. With every fibre of my being I wish I could turn around and walk out of here. He holds my freedom in his hands and I have no choice but to obey. My mouth feels dry but I force myself to speak, knowing I'm committing myself to a lifetime by his side. "I do." And with that, I give in. A millionaire's wife to the outside world but I know I've just condemned myself to be a prisoner. How lucky am I? --- Entire Novel is free to read - This is book 1 in the series and can be read as a standalone.