Stop being sarcastic!!!
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Ongoing, First published Jul 20, 2019
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What will happen when two people disaster within themselves are compelled to marry each other???

Mahir Sehgal,25 years old guy,CEO of Grace industries and Adhya Sane,20 years old girl,an aspiring medical student are put together in a wedlock.Explosion.Crazy Fights.Humour.Hint of Romance and knock on hearts.

Both of there brains are time bombs.Anger is their main issue.One knows to control it while the other only knows how to burst it.One hates mess while the other can't spend a day without making mess.Both are control freaks and hate being ordered.

'Marriage?What's that?'Is the reaction given by them when asked about it.

On top of that,both hate chessy romance.Only one difference,one laughs her ass out  while the other cringes at the mere thought of it.

Her presence itself is no less than a disaster while the other loves creating disaster but....but....in others life.

Both love being sarcastic but again a slight difference,one loves to be biologically sarcastic while the other is literature sarcastic.

What will happen when tsunami will clash with roaring fire?Will they end up destroying each other or will learn the way of calming each other?

Only god knows,what will happen when Ms. Biologically Sarcastic and Mr. Literature Sarcastic are put under one roof.

Will they be able to find their happily ever after in their cute fights?Well,for that join me in this hilarious,comedy yet sweet journey.
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||COMPLETED|| ||STAND ALONE BOOK|| ||NO SEQUEL|| - • Highest Rank : #37 in Romance on 21.05.2017. - "I want divorce." She said looking directly into my eyes. Eh? What a kind of wife is she? On the first night of her marriage she's asking her breathtakingly handsome husband divorce? I came out of my own world when she snapped her fingers in front of me. I was still in shock to utter a word. I managed to say something. "Umm. . . don't you think it's too early?" This was all I could say. Damn. "Oh really? Then when do you want divorce? After we have two kids of twenty years? Early my foot." She said, sarcasm dripping from her words. How dare she talks to me like that? Now, this was too much for me to digest; firstly this marriage, second, this my so-called-wife who's so bossy and sarcastic, and third this divorce. I'm a human too, if people forgot. - In which her unrevealed secrets ain't long hidden as he decides to unveil her before making her his, forever. - || Started - 30.09.2016 || || Ended - 30.01.2017 ||

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