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What will happen when two people disaster within themselves are compelled to marry each other???

Mahir Sehgal,25 years old guy,CEO of Grace industries and Adhya Sane,20 years old girl,an aspiring medical student are put together in a wedlock.Explosion.Crazy Fights.Humour.Hint of Romance and knock on hearts.

Both of there brains are time bombs.Anger is their main issue.One knows to control it while the other only knows how to burst it.One hates mess while the other can't spend a day without making mess.Both are control freaks and hate being ordered.

'Marriage?What's that?'Is the reaction given by them when asked about it.

On top of that,both hate chessy romance.Only one difference,one laughs her ass out  while the other cringes at the mere thought of it.

Her presence itself is no less than a disaster while the other loves creating disaster but....but....in others life.

Both love being sarcastic but again a slight difference,one loves to be biologically sarcastic while the other is literature sarcastic.

What will happen when tsunami will clash with roaring fire?Will they end up destroying each other or will learn the way of calming each other?

Only god knows,what will happen when Ms. Biologically Sarcastic and Mr. Literature Sarcastic are put under one roof.

Will they be able to find their happily ever after in their cute fights?Well,for that join me in this hilarious,comedy yet sweet journey.All Rights Reserved

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•••JÚÑÔÔÑ-€-Í$H¶•••✓ by EtratEjaz1117

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Mafia's Bride: A Twisted Love in a web of Violence by _bhuvi_writes_

" You are just a forced responsibility for me whom I need to protect . Never think I'll love you like a normal husband . We are couple just for the outer world . Girls like you are just behind money . All girls are gold diggers . It's better if you stay in your fucking limits without interfering in my personal matters . UNDERSTAND ." He gritted spitting those venomous words breaking my heart into million pieces . Tears flow down my eyes wetting my cheeks due to his grip on my wrists tightening each passing second hurting like hell. *************** A forced marriage between a mafia leader and an innocent doctor . What will happen when a billionaire who is mafian leader under the viel marries a broken innocent girl . Will they ever experience love in their life and health their broken souls together . Let's dive in the story to know about the love life of two souls .

The Perfect couple ✅ by hazelnut_wrts

Their families are friends but they hate each other. He thinks her is an immature , stubborn , and spoiled girl with childish behaviour . And she thinks of him a as a rude , arrogant , egoistic person with a lot of attitude . They both think of each other as a quarrelsome person because they always end up quarreling whenever they meet . But their families think it as their childish behaviour, so they decide to bound them into a marriage. . . . What will happen when they marry each other. Are they ever going to be able to love each other?

Her Needed Love |18+ by mysterious_dairies

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Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ by Peppermint_Kisses27

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The Last Wish by Unknownweirdo_312

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•••JÚÑÔÔÑ-€-Í$H¶•••✓ cover

Mafia's Bride: A Twisted Love in a web of Violence cover

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ꜱɪɴɢʜᴀɴɪᴀ ʙᴀʜᴜ'ꜱ cover

•••JÚÑÔÔÑ-€-Í$H¶•••✓

« Sequel of RÚẞÅRÚ - Í$H¶ » «Stand Alone Book» ~ ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ ~ "The world is all about give and take, Create your OWN°°° ~ Á¥€DÁ ~ "The world is full of fake people, The real is you, YOURSELF°°° ✨✨✨ "Calm me down" His beautiful blue eyes ranked through every inch of my body sitting calmly on his chair. His eyes were glaring in my soul like he wanted to eat me alive. His slender long fingers tapping slowly yet impatiently on the desk infront of him waiting for my answer. I don't know who made him angry again but that was the first time he asked something from me other than the work. But the question was how can i calm him down? I averted my eyes to the floor because his gaze was very intense, piercing my every core with his hardcore death glare. He stood up from his chair making his way towards me as a predator towards his prey. My breath hitched in my throat with fear engulfing me slowly. "How"? I finally dared my voice out and as usual my voice came out low and meak. He stopped a step away from me as i smelled his minty cologne in my nostrils which every time overpower my senses to think properly. "Kiss me" I snapped my head towards him as my eyes widened in response. Is he for real? ✨✨✨ For her, he was her husband, her family after the death of her parents, after the betrayal of her family but For him, She was the burden from his parents, A mere responsibility. She don't love him but still there was a spark of attraction towards him as he was her rightfully married HUSBAND. He disliked her but there was one rule in his life.What was his, Will always remain His. Doesn't matter how much he dislike her, what matters to him was, she has his name and that makes her, HIS. His WIFE. ✨ Two confused souls living in the same roof, same room yet so far. Will they ever be together? ✨ Both were like a closed book. Will they ever try to open up to eachother? Stay tuned with ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ x Á¥€DÁ! Allah Hafiz!