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Dumbass no Jutsu! / a Naruto crackfic

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Naruto Uzumaki is different than what you'd expect. He hates the village and doesn't want to be the Hokage. 

Read this crack fic/Naruto abridged to see how he deals with all the messed up shit in his life.

[Warning: this doesn't follow canon]All Rights Reserved

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Hanahaki Disease ||NaruSasu|| by Sugawarassugar2

The story is about a one-sided love story that took the life of a young male. The story takes place in modern time in a fictional place, called Konoha. The male character, named Naruto Uzumaki, who is an outgoing knucklehead. He is a fairly intelligent boy but for how outgoing he is, he doesn't think before he does. The other male character, Sasuke Uchiha, is an ordinary boy who doesn't go out. He keeps to himself and only ever talks to his brother, Itachi, and his knucklehead best friend who he loves, Uzumaki Naruto. Read more to find out their journey of this tragedy or maybe a miracle just might happen. ~~~~~ Note: This is, what would've been, the good ending in the first Hanahaki Disease book I wrote but instead Narusasu version. If you read the first book and the ending of this book, just as you read, you would place some names in different spots.

The Student: A Naruto Fanfiction by jarodlikestowrite

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With You, Forever | Naruhina by occasionally-gay

The Fourth Shinobi War ended a year ago. Now the Ninja world is at peace. Naruto Uzumaki is the hero of the war, he is acknowledged by everyone. He is loved. But what is love? He's still an idiot when it comes to love. Let's find out how he figures out the difference between loving ramen and loving a person. (I'll just be adding a few edits here and there!) ----------------- Sadly, I do not own any of the characters or the art used in the fanfic, if I do I'll let you know. (And Kishimoto is a fucking genius.)

Mother [Naruto] by c_kewpid

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