Dumbass no Jutsu! / a Naruto crackfic
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Naruto Uzumaki is different than what you'd expect. He hates the village and doesn't want to be the Hokage.
Read this crack fic/Naruto abridged to see how he deals with all the messed up shit in his life.
[Warning: this doesn't follow canon]
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