Frograncia: the light novel adaptation

original idea by The Epic Yoshi on the shitpost crusaders discord

Takes place in an alternate reality where Narancia didn't go fencing

The year is 2001, and Diavolo has died, after Giorno forcefully stuffed Sonic's down his throat until he choked. However, as the new boss, Giorno heard of a little place called morioh, which was ripe with stando tsukais. However, Giorno was busy "wrestling" with Mista, and Fugo was sent on a mission to wipe out all the drugs. So Bruno took his son, Narancia, and his husband, Abbacchio, to Morioh to see the stuff that was there. Unfortunately, at the same time that was happening, a certain guy in morioh found a requiem arrow and didn't know quite what to do with it.