Previous story: https://www.wattpad.com/story/194809444-scrambled-serenity
Princess Celestia is a very well-adjusted mare. Lifein Equestria is often as orderly as she is.
Personally, Celestia has had few surprises - oh, there were a few: the unexpected return of her dear sister, Discord's return, the Crystal Empire's, and Tirek's escape. Maybe there were a few others, but most things, she finds, are nice and calculated.
Now, Princess Celestia has a very big surprise, and it all starts with a few cracks in a single egg.
Original version: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/381703/no-surprises-please