Pint-size Pineapples and a Great Big Cosmic Conundrum - LilBritishBiscuit - Wattpad

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Reads 240
Votes 23
Parts 7
Time 1h 44m

It's not easy being an interstellar British chicken.  It involves 30% wtf, 45% screaming in confusion and a bonus 25% of intergalactic hydrangeas.
    How did this come to be, you ask?  Don't ask Toxy Neoxrun - he has no idea what his own name is half the time.All Rights Reserved

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It's not easy being an interstellar British chicken.  It involves 30% wtf, 45% screaming in confusion and a bonus 25% of intergalactic hydrangeas.
    How did this come to be, you ask?  Don't ask Toxy Neoxrun - he has no idea what his own name is half the time.

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