Story cover for Pint-size Pineapples and a Great Big Cosmic Conundrum by ZorpytheDemon
Pint-size Pineapples and a Great Big Cosmic Conundrum
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    Time 1h 44m
Ongoing, First published Jul 22, 2019
It's not easy being an interstellar British chicken.  It involves 30% wtf, 45% screaming in confusion and a bonus 25% of intergalactic hydrangeas.
How did this come to be, you ask?  Don't ask Toxy Neoxrun - he has no idea what his own name is half the time.
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