50 Shades of Oompa Loompa
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Wen u sse yo kiddohood friend, Willy (Penis) Wonka, he take u to big candy place. Nani? Everything be nummy? HUH? I just ate dirt. Taste lik chocolate powderrr. Wait. What? Drugs in da dirt? Willy, I be dissapoint in u. I die but I didn't die. I just slept. Lol oops. Wake up seeing tiny man. He singing. Why? He hot, though..
(This is a joke. X-reader, I guess. Some chapters might actually be detailed? Can use either Willy Willy and either version of Oompa Loompas.)
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