JUST DREAMS...

... they can't hurt you" i think as i open my eyes.
my whole body trembles in fear.
standing at the foot of my bed is none other than my worst fear: jake gyllenhaal, eyes popping out of their sockets, holding guacardo.
i shriek at the top of my lungs.
the sound spurs them into action.
guacardo and jake start eating my body, starting with my feet.
i freeze in shock and terror.
they continue their feast, moving up to my neck.
they save my eyes for last.
the last thing my eyes see is theirs.
the eyes that, even dead, will forever haunt me.
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in which i tell you all my weirdest dreams.