Pickup Linez
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Last published Tue, Feb 3, 2015
Hey ladies ever get tired of guys using shitty pickup lines on you? Well this is your chance to reverse the rolls. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Look out boys you're in for a rude awakening.
**WARNING** CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTANT! But you already knew that ;)
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