Pickup Linez
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Hey ladies ever get tired of guys using shitty pickup lines on you? Well this is your chance to reverse the rolls. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Look out boys you're in for a rude awakening.
**WARNING** CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTANT! But you already knew that ;)
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