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Pickup Linez

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Time <5 mins

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Hey ladies ever get tired of guys using shitty pickup lines on you? Well this is your chance to reverse the rolls. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Look out boys you're in for a rude awakening.



**WARNING** CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTANT! But you already knew that ;)All Rights Reserved

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