Funny stories from Qur'an school
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Last published Sun, Sep 6, 2020
If you are muslim and Somali in particular, you have most likely been through the mental and (sometimes) physical rollercoaster called dugsi.
I, myself have gone through many ups and downs as well as some really entertaining moments throughout my school years in dugsi.
I have therefor chosen to write this book consisting of the most entertaining and short factual stories from my time in my local dugsi. As much as I would like to keep them factual, it would be too boring to not sprinkle them with a few fictional exaggerations here and there...
However it's mostly based on real events and incidents that happened to me and my fellow dugsi mates.
That means everything from forbidden love stories and extremely embarrassing moments to police involvement and vandalism of the masjid.
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I would love to hear your stories as well!
So please, do share your funniest moments from your experiences in Qur'an school. I'll make a separate chapter for the best stories! 🕌
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