ROSES FOR A DINOSAUR.
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Last published Wed, Sep 4, 2019
"I am not a dinosaur- and why in God's name would you call me that?!"
"Would you let me fuck you?"
"God, no. You're sick."
"Then, would you let me kiss you?"
"No."
"Hug you?"
"No. I believe none of these should be done until after marriage. I am not a supporter of premarital sex, or any sensual intended skin ship."
"Well, hello there Miss Dino."
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Roses for a dinosaur is my first book on here. A combination of comedy, erotica and romance. Hope you like it.
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