ROSES FOR A DINOSAUR.
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Last published Wed, Sep 4, 2019
"I am not a dinosaur- and why in God's name would you call me that?!"
"Would you let me fuck you?"
"God, no. You're sick."
"Then, would you let me kiss you?"
"No."
"Hug you?"
"No. I believe none of these should be done until after marriage. I am not a supporter of premarital sex, or any sensual intended skin ship."
"Well, hello there Miss Dino."
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Roses for a dinosaur is my first book on here. A combination of comedy, erotica and romance. Hope you like it.
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your the first human in an all dino school. and your not welcome here! a gothic school of fallen nobility, an ancient tragedy hidden in the past. new money washes away an old legacy, with modern upstarts. will you take back your ancient heritage. restore your lost honor. and avenge your fall from grace. will you survive this hostile environment with only your wits to save you. or will you be eaten by your peers. life has given you a buffet of lovers of all shapes and sizes. too bad they all hate your guts. but can you turn that hatred into love? how many dino girls will you swoon over to humanitys side before one of them decides your better off. as a charming snack.
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