How to (Not) Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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Last published Sun, Jul 28, 2019
A funny guide of how to (not) survive a zombie apocalypse with a bunch of crackheads!! "Bro!! I just found some pop-tarts on the floor!! Let me just--" "Do you think that zombies will be smart enough to poison that pop-tart or..."
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