Hitching a ride with a stalker

I'm just a normal girl, with a normally simple life, who has normal good friends..
Okay, did you believe me? No? dammit!
Fine, maybe i'm not very normal.. i mean, i have a little crush on someone. but it's totally healthy..
No? Still?
Fine! Fine, I admit it! I am NOT normal! and It's Not a little.. I'm a stalker! There, I said it!
I'm head over vans with my only obsession in this world and i can't help! not really the only obsession, though.. i mean, Gummy worms are awesome!