The Ogre I Dated ( Genderbent Shrek X Reader )

You're a villager- you live near the great marsh. People have been scared of that marsh- saying that a great, green ogre inhabits the swamp, and turns knights' eyes into jelly. They also say this ogre finds it quite good on toast, actually. Nevertheless, you aren't afraid of this big, green ogre, despite what others say about the filthy swampland. You're quite bored of your village life anyways, You long for a good adventure to go on, you want to leave the kingdom. You decide to travel in.

Shrek's an ogre- big, mean and scary, and he's divorced Fiona. She's taken the kids, and Shrek's quite sad about it. He tries to tell, Donkey, but he is on Fiona's side. He decides to try and get over by going and consulting in his therapist, who has ended up being assassinated by the Fairy Godmother, who turns out to be alive and well. She turns Shrek into a woman, and Shrek is confused at how to proceed in the act of urinating.

How will you find your way to happiness and satisfaction? Will Shrek ever go back to his normal self? Read and find out..

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO AMUSE YOU. IF IT DOESN'T, IT'S OKAY.