Just don't take us Seriously.
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If the word idiots could be personified, I'm pretty sure this would be it. Just your average couple of idiots doing slightly less than average stuff. Not sure what to say other than Beware of losing a couple of brain cells while reading this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. [ Might change this later o.o ]
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𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 | ❝ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀs sᴜɢᴀʀ, ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀs ɪᴄᴇ, ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, sʜᴇ'ʟʟ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ❞ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ when thomas arrives in the glade and helps sage lead her gladers out the maze. - 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 : 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘴 -𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 1 𝘰𝘧 3 ( ✗ ) - unedited ( ✓ ) - edited [completed & unedited] © -voidtrina2016Complete
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[ 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ] ☆𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀☆ (𝘯.) 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺. ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮. ⋙ 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳? 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮? ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝙈𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ⋙ 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ⋙ 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙚: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀 ═══════════════════════ ⋙ 𝘿𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙍 ⋙ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵he mazeComplete
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A MAZE RUNNER TRILOGY "And one day someone walks into your life, a total stranger, and they become so important to you. And while you're only known them such a short time, you feel you're loved them for a lifetime." #1 Ranking for #TheMazeRunner #1 Ranking in NewtFanfic #1 Ranking for #Thomasbrodiesangster #1 Ranking for TheDeathCure #1 Ranking for #Gally #1 Ranking for #DeathCure #1 Ranking for #TMRfanfic #1 Ranking for #TMR #1 Ranking for #Newt #2 Ranking for #Thomas #2 Ranking for #Frypan PUBLISHED 12 - 27 - 23 REWRITTEN 03 - 17 - 23 ACT I 02 - 08 - 25 ACT II in development ACT III tba END DATE tba *The cover photo, gifs, and banners go to @Ivvyky !* Commentary/ feedback is welcome. I do enjoy reading what you guys have to say <3
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