I'm lovin' it

"There he is"

Y/N is always obsessing over him. Y/N doesn't even like McDonald's.

"Just go over there and talk to him, after all, he is supposed to be friendly."

Y/N approaches the towering figure with shaking hands and feet while holding an empty tray.

"Here have a balloon." He says as he hands a red and yellow balloon to a child and watches the child skips away to his table with joy.

'He sees me', Y/N suddenly stiffens.

"I see you", have I gone mad or did he read my mind?

Y/N suddenly feels a vibration in her south region.

'Control.. control yourself.'

"Well?", he lets out a chuckle and continues to point at the red ball firmly nudged on his nose. "Do you wanna squeeze it or what?"

Ronald is everything. He is your saviour. Your pain. Your happiness. Your saydef (love in a native clown language).

Ronald is life.