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Being An Immortal Is Tiring!

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Parts 11
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The body laid against the against the alleyway.

The beautiful man slept peacefully, the blood oozed in all directions. 
His wounded shoulder sagged against his chest, his skin bunched together on the floor next to him, all cut off.

His beauty didn't diminish, His silky, raven hair was tied into a loose pony tail, his tanned skin, glistened with the flecks of blood on his delicious neck, his Adam's apple looked so sinfully beautiful that even god would be tempted to gawk at it.

His rosey-slightly chapped lips was pulled into a straight line, as if he was bored.
The beautiful mans, shallow breath, started getting stronger, his flesh wizzing around like a parasite.

He flesh was intact.

Opening his sharp Phoenix eyes, the golden hue narrowed down to his murderer.

"Klance"

klance  looked back down to the body.
Seeing the body alive and well, he cursed under his breath.

"I thought I killed you this time jack, aww." He pouted like a child.
"How many times do I have to tell you, I can't die".
"Ehhh, but-but" he started stuttering.
"How?!, no matter how many times I try, you don't die"
This was the 28th time klance had tried to kill him.
"now listen to me carefully, I.  Can't.  Die."

//:/::
The story of a depressed immortal,
Stuck in time as a twenty eight year old. Living, only trying to die.
Until, a sweet, glasses wearing freckled brunette was pushed into his life. Literally.
How will our couple progress?
Glasses wearing boy and sad, mean gong 
What a combo!






Watch our sweet gong try to calm his huge raging boner



In chapter 5
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Sexual themes 
Dark themes
Religion is occasionally mentioned
Slightly depressing 
Comedy
This book is mine
Completely genuine 
Did not get inspiration of another to write this
Copyright © 
No stealingAll Rights Reserved

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Attracted to His Cold by whore_for_mafia

It wasn't really the result I was looking for. In fact, it was even better. I never really thought that this would happen to me. I never believed someone could love, well, me. But they did. He did. And despite his 'reputation', despite his lifestyle, despite everything everyone had ever told me, I loved him just as unconditionally. But will everything stay in harmony? How long will my paradise last for until my past comes back? Will they haunt me? Catch me? Kill me? "Livia? Tiago?" I ask, my voice breaking slightly. If they're here, then.... "Where is he? Where's-" "Gattina." All the breath in my lungs disappear as I turn to find the source of the voice. Half-way through my turn, I can see his dark silhouette at the end of the hallway. When I breathlessly say my next word, it feels as if I can breathe properly again for the first time in over a month. "Lupo." I run towards him without a second thought, sprinting full speed at him, and jump into his awaiting arms. He engulfs me in the warmest hug I've ever felt, entrapping me entirely - not that I mind. I cry in joy at finally being reunited with him as I bury my head into his neck, burrowing myself into him and vowing never to let him go again. Unwrapping myself from him, I look up at into his eyes. They're filled with love and relief, the same emotions I imagine my eyes are filled with. That quickly changes when his face contorts into one of pain. "Cole?" my brows furrow in confusion. He lets out a pained and strangled noise before he drops to his knees, collapsing at my feet. I gasp when I see Viktor behind him, holding a bloodied knife. A/N: Hey guys. Be prepared for dark themes, mature language, mature scenes, and so much more. Enjoy the roller-coaster, you are locked in... - Potential PTSD triggers! - BDSM themes! - Mentions of rape. - Mentions of abuse. - Mentions of torture. - Gun play! - Knife play! - Dark kink! (Warnings will be put at the beginning of potential trigger chapters)

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I'm about to tell you a story about a girl. A normal girl. A girl that had no cares in the world, until her trust for it was stripped away. When you read her story, you'll find yourself trusting her, loving her, rooting for her. But you see, not everyone gets to trust the world. Not everyone has a happy ending. --- Halfway through the kiss however, his attitude changed; instead of being a loving embrace, it became a fierce trap. His grip on her waist tightened, trapped her where she was instead of simply holding her where he wanted her. The hand in her hair grabbed a section of it, enforcing his demand for her not to go anywhere. Before she knew what was happening, he left go of her hair, and pushed her to the ground. She gasped, suddenly able to breathe. He stood up and walked over to her. He placed a soft hand on her cheek, just like he used to when he was telling her how special she was to him. None of the emotion was there this time however, all she could feel radiating from his was rage. "You shouldn't have run off, babe," he said bitterly. "I was about to show you how much I loved you. Instead, I now have to show you what happens when you anger me." --- The men regarded her, before she was shoved to the ground and one produced a whip. There, laying broken on the floor, as the other girls watched, she was whipped. Slowly, she felt her skin breaking in time with her heart and her will.

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Complications (MxM) by StxnedWriter

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Mate. | Derek Hale by PatheticFckinfool

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