The Book of Recommendations

*THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY 14-15 YEARS OLD ME, SO I PROBABLY DON'T FEEL THE SAME ABOUT SOME OF THESE BOOKS THAN BEFORE. ALSO, MY WRITING WASN'T THE BEST AT THE TIME TOO. SO, I PLAN TO UNPUBLISH AND WRITE NEW AND IMPROVE REVIEWS SOON. ALSO, JUST TO CLARIFY, I DO TRY TO KEEP UP WITH WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE BOOKS I WEOTE REVIEWS ON.

Hear ye, hear ye!"

"The great Book of Recommendations is now on display for all those to see. Don't come as close to five feet from it. Yes surround it, but don't overcrowd it. Hey! Sir! Get away from the book! It's not meant for your grubby hands to touch!"

*The person who was trying to touch the book is now slowly moving away from it*

"Alright now Wilbur, no need to be dramatic about the book."

"But Boss, this book is one of the greatest book of all time."

*the Boss sighs* "Wilbur, I already told you that this book is mean to be SHARED, not DISPLAYED like a dinosaur in a museum."

*Wilbur moves to a dark corner to wallow in his tears*

"Now that's done, let's try this again one more time."

"Hear ye, Hear ye!"

"Welcome to the room of the great Book of Recommendations. We hope you're able to find books that you'll enjoy in your free time. You are allowed to TOUCH the book *the Boss looked at Wilbur when he says touch* but please don't damage it due to the creator who worked very hard on it. Thank you and enjoy."

*the Boss walks out of the room while dragging a sad Wilbur out by his leg*