it's a trap!// sonadow

"uh dude, i think your girlfriend might be a man."

"what makes you say that?"

sonadow/ modern world au

bored out of his mind, sonic the hedgehog and his brother manic venture out to the bar, but there's a catch: the azure of the two is in make-up and a dress! looking pretty feminine enough, they decide to mess with the werido drunkies of the establishment but upon
meeting an ebony hedgehog named shadow, sonic starts to forget what made this joke funny in the first place.

shadow the hedgehog is dragged to the bar by his brother mephiles and it's not like there's any way to escape. the striped hedgehog sits alone in a corner wishing to be no where but home but when a pretty girl in a pink dress approaches him he feels like a new man. what makes this all better: she has the same sense of humor as his! it's hard to believe she's a normal girl but nevertheless.. shadow is in love!

if only he knew.. 'sonette' is actually a boy..

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note this is an au, all ages and personalities are altered to fit the fic.

Tw: some sexual activities and mentions of sex, heavy meme references and dark/edgy humor