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Собрались, как-то вместе подружи, Россия, Америка, Беларусь, Армения и Грузия в ресторане. Начали обсуждать насущные проблемы и не все сразу нашли общий язык, в какие-то коалиции объединяться, альянсы... Но все же общий язык будет найден, ведь это девчонки!

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Starts with a Match by MorganElijah

"Most people in the units, especially here on the front lines where they're sick and bored of all this shit-they call them gluts. Gluttons. Ravenous, insatiable. Zombies. Can't be a zombie if they're still alive. Which they are. They're just starving and out of their fucking minds. We can thank Arizona for that discovery." --- In Rustavi, Georgia, Kevin Kooper and his unit are in charge of cleaning up PCs --plagued civilians--that are still running out of control in Russia. Life is good in Red Rover Unit for Kevin. In a world where the government feels like it's run more like The Purge meets 28 Days Later, there's not much else he can do but survive, and he can't afford to be picky about how he spends his downtime or who is or isn't waiting on him when (if) he ever goes home to Washington. What more could he want? Still, on a whim, he signs up for the 'Letters from Home' program. A way for soldiers to talk to someone, get care packages, when they have little to no one left in the states. It's through this that he's matched with Toby Fritz. And it's through Toby that Kevin starts thinking he's worth more than the words scribed across the back of his uniform jacket that read, "Property of the US Army- PC Control Unit". After Kevin's time overseas is up, he finds himself back in the states, potentially face to face with his pen pal. Writing those heartfelt, personal words through a letter, and saying them in person, are two incredibly different things. Not to mention, war has a habit of following weary soldiers home (in more ways than old scars and nightmares). And Kevin's figuring out that the field isn't the only place that can turn into a warzone. -- This story is entirely based on fictional characters and events. Any names of people are purely coincidence. These are original characters following an original plot. Trigger warnings in tags. This story hasn't been edited fully for spelling or grammar.

The Life's Gambit|Rusame|Countryhumans by Orcaleee

"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███." "Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense." "Brother, am I supposed to?" "You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably." "Oh, I'll get on with it then." America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other. Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people. And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other. Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███! "Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this." "Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this." "Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy." "It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!" "I'm ending this for you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Very not historically and geographically correct I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍 THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT Very much inspired by rr and wwms This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb

Static by hattielynn

{COMPLETED} "now that you've had your fun electrocuting me, would you care to hop in the backseat?" ---------------------------------------------------------- Freak DNA. That's what I like to call it. The fault to my genetic code. More often than not, it's a curse. The static running through my blood gave me a name. A cruel, daunting label of a measly bug. A roach. That's what I am to them, to the government. Roach; the nameless monster with electricity for a sense and lightening as a second nature. It ruined my life, the sparking currents playing tag in my mind, running around and bumping into everything, shaking me loose. The government, actually. They ruined my life. My curse just gave them a reason. You see, the normal population with ordinary DNA, they don't know about the people like me. The roaches of the world. We don't get that kind of recognition at the camps. There, we are only one thing in the military's eyes. We are weapons and we will act like it. Everyone else out there, bathing in the goodness they don't know they've got, they don't know about the roaches their stepping on. As long as their getting closer to the sky, they don't care what they stand on to reach it. They don't know about the sparkling dreamer that's killed 7 people before her 17th birthday. They don't about the ghost of a girl peaking around corners for her entire life because even home wasn't safe. They don't know about the fighter of steel and iron sucking on his bloody lip courtesy of the wars he battles in as nothing but a shadow. They don't know about the masked villain who would do anything to see the army they lead claim the throne They don't know about us. But they will, because we will rise. And when we arrive, we will arrive violently. ___________________________________________ Started: 10.06.15 Finished: 3.17.16

FROZEN HEART by _Stxrvinxy_

16 year old Russia is a famous figure skater on the ice, the figure skating community looks up to him the most as he has an incredible record of being undefeatedBut that won't last long once he meets the 14 year old rookie America. After that first meeting they become great friends with each other! Always having each others back But one fateful day a competition broke things down between them. Causing them to completely shut each other out for years on end Now America and Russia now are at each other's throats always competing always compared. Always striving for the best. But competition soon turns into a slow romance. And Russia and America are both in the midst of love and war. "all I need is me and my skating...not love" Note: English isn't my first language please mind mistakes Skater x skater Country x country Fluff Slow burn (come for me 😶) Suicide/self harm!!! Yasss it's cringe I know. #1-rusame 19/12/24!!!🫶 #1- AmericaxRussia 8/02/25!!!🫶 #1-amerus 14/03/25🫶 #3- Poland 24/03/25 #4-skating 26/12/24 #3- countryships 6/01/25 #9 - gerpol 14/10/24 #4- russiaxamerica- 2/12/24 (December 2nd #69- Germany 9/12/24 (December 9th) -Made by Stxrvinxy-

HIDE AND SEEK by Chuchuchu1985

There was a suspected attack to the US by a terrorist group to destroy the nation and to the people living there including the President. Natalya Turgenev, a Chinese-Russian who was a former army of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, went to the Heathrow Airport in London, do some hacking in the server, resulting to temporary shutdown of the system at the airport, causing massive of passengers yelling they cannot do the check-in. After resumption, a group of men do the check-in but their names are not found in the list. Natalya, who impersonate a girl in the passport, was able to check-in. Then she was able to take a flight going to the US, when the airport security after their investigation, found the identity of the suspect and her changed identity. Head of the CIA assigned Liam Ross, the awarded CIA agent to investigate Natalya Turgenev and to arrest her. Liam Ross, do some investigation and he found she is indeed a hacker, expert in martial arts and a former Russian Army and with an innocent face, he cannot believe she has various cases of chaos. Until one night at the club, Natalya pretended as a dancer and dance at the stage while the President is inside a tinted room watching her and finds himself delighted towards her. The President get her and have asked someone to have her inside his room. Liam is at the same club, watching Natalya who acted as a dancer while drinking a liquor when she stopped and went inside the room. Liam caught the President lying down at the couch while Natalya is sitting at his stomach. Liam lifted her and is about to arrest her when Natalya did the kickboxing to him and to the President, saying to Liam "you should thank me for doing it" and left out. Liam and the presidential security guards chase after her but she runs faster than him. Liam then called the police to help find her, but not to avail. Liam then wondered why Natalya say those words to him and he investigated it also further.

It just felt right because It was unnecessary drama. by Left_right_goodbye

Well, this is a journal, so you found it. Can I say Happy reading into my life? The life of a kid who hates love. This is a love story, darling. Well, I don't know about you but I hate school, I have been told it is a place to mingle with good souls and create moments to cherish and to get yourself educated. It is a place for youth to strive and bloom into respected beings. It is a sanctuary of sanity. If you ask me, school is the definition of drama as it is the birthplace of drama. Youth is the ambassador of chaos, you can either make the chaos good or bad, worth the pleasure or the very cause of death. Life is too short to live with a sane mind, there is no harm in breaking rules to live life the way you want as long as it makes you good. As with any classical young adult romance, this book is filled with horny, hormone imbalance, chemical imbalances, not loved and very well-loved, mature(childish), caring(cruel ) teenagers. All of this drama only started because of one guy, Mark Austin Jawa, the golden boy of Winter Abyss High School. Maybe Mark had nothing to do at all.It was just about 4 kids learning to live Did I forget to say, there are inhuman beings as well in this story? There are romance, drama, revenge, supernatural, chaos, lust, betrayal, hate, friendship, mental health issues, Johnny Christopher Depp || fan and hater, selenophile, diversity of nations and their skins and of course, there are gays. There are also LGBTQ ++ in this pure chaos-filling story of 21st-century humans and the Novel Coronavirus 2019 Disease better known as Covid 19. Oh, I almost forgot, this tale is even more screw up than the famous love story of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.

Khan baba's begum by elfhame_fairy

What does it feels, like to be captured ✨ with someone's eye.. like u want them u just want them and them any how..!! 💗 Even if it means to turning urself into someone that u never thought u would..!! Even if you have to go against the society and their so called norms.. Mohabbat , mohabbat na mazhab dekhta hai na duniya Mai chli arhi saalon se logo ki ek hi soch..!!! Mohabbat to bss hojati hai kisi ki akhon se kisi ki baaton sey...!! Aur frr Puri duniya uss insan ke kadmao mai laake rkhne mai ky harz hai..!! ❤️ Anya hamesha ♾️ Junaid Khan ki thi, aur hamesha rhegi, bhle mai zameen mai dafan rhu meri rooh har janm mai anya ko dhundh hi legi ( Junaid khan) Anya pe hamesha ♾️ Khan baba ka hak rhega mera jism meri rooh sab unki hai.. iss ky har Janam mai anya hi Khan baba ki begum hogi ( anya sharma/ anya Junaid khan) . . . . . . Kbhi vo tumhe hasta dekh jan nisar krde smjhna Ishq hai Vo rah chlte tumhara zikr yuhi bar bar krde smjhna Ishq hai Tumhe dekhna hi use khush besumar krde smjhna Ishq hai Ki batte uski dil tumhara bhi bekrar krde Smjhna Ishq hai Fikar uski tumhe bhi neend se bezar krde Smjhna Ishq hai Aur jb vo bekhudhi mai mohabbat ka izhar krde to kehna han Ishq hai Ps:- (This shayri is not by me) The original is owned by someone else I just felt it matches the story line

Hanahaki Disease [Tankana Story] by segmenteightynine

"Please confess already!" Aoi yelled as she pulled her hair in frustration. Kanao blinked and spoke . . Tanjiro stared at the floor and only smiled "I'm fine, I deserve this." ---- ʜᴀɴᴀʜᴀᴋɪ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴀɴ ɪʟʟɴᴇss ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ-sɪᴅᴇᴅ/ᴜɴʀᴇǫᴜɪᴛᴇᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ɢʀᴏᴡ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴜɴɢs ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴛᴀʟs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴀʏs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ; ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ sᴜʀɢᴇʀʏ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏsᴇ ᴀʟʟ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ; sᴜғғᴏᴄᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴘᴇᴛᴀʟs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ. - • I WOULD greatly appreciate if you don't steal/copy my storyline. If you're inspired, please credit me... or not. But, I'd be very nice of you to. Thank you! sᴛᴀʀᴛ: 𝟶𝟼.𝟷𝟷.𝟸𝟸 ᴇɴᴅ: 𝟸𝟼.𝟷𝟷.𝟸𝟸 𝟷𝟷/𝟷𝟷 ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs. [ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ] 𝟷/? sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs [ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ...🚧] ---- ʜɪɢʜᴇsᴛ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢs: . . ˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ @segmenteightynine ⁱˢ ᵗʸᵖⁱⁿᵍ··· ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊• #14 in Disease 25/11/2022 #1 in Tankana 14/1/2023 #1 in Tanjiroxkanao 21/11/22 #132 in Love life 20/11/22 #5 in Hanahaki 17/3/23

Second Chance :: Nathan Chen by mavisstarling

We build our lives on the most unstable things; ice. All of us built our futures, our careers on ice, something that under pressure would crack. And for all of us, it cracked, and we fell through. He thought he was ready. The world thought he was ready. But apparently, he wasn't ready. NATHAN CHEN was set to win the gold medal at the 2018 Olympics, he had everything, the quads, the luck, the mental game. But at the Olympics, everything gave out. He was just an 18-year-old, with too much pressure on his shoulders. KIERRA YU was a shot in the dark. She came out of nowhere, with the ability to randomly and spastically throw quads. She had the so-called "full package." She knew what she was there for, to win. Yet she got distracted and too involved, and in the end, it lead to her downfall. VINCENT ZHOU was young and naive. He had never won, and going to the Olympics was honestly just for fun. He wished that he could be more, more talented, more skilled, more of everything, but he wasn't. Three athletes from the United States of America, three destinies, three skaters that fell short. 2018 brought failure, in all sorts of aspects, from skating to their love life. But all three are waiting for their redemption skate, the skate where they win. But jealousy, lovers, and exes never mix, and some will rise, and others will drown. Yet to move on they must all forget the past, learn to forgive, and give second chances. But to all of them they still question; Can you juggle a career and a relationship? And in a world full of secrets and lies, which one will rise, and which will fall? TRIGGER WARNING. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE SUICIDAL, DEPRESSED, ANOREXIC, OR THIS MAY TRIGGER YOU IN ANY WAY.

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Starts with a Match

"Most people in the units, especially here on the front lines where they're sick and bored of all this shit-they call them gluts. Gluttons. Ravenous, insatiable. Zombies. Can't be a zombie if they're still alive. Which they are. They're just starving and out of their fucking minds. We can thank Arizona for that discovery." --- In Rustavi, Georgia, Kevin Kooper and his unit are in charge of cleaning up PCs --plagued civilians--that are still running out of control in Russia. Life is good in Red Rover Unit for Kevin. In a world where the government feels like it's run more like The Purge meets 28 Days Later, there's not much else he can do but survive, and he can't afford to be picky about how he spends his downtime or who is or isn't waiting on him when (if) he ever goes home to Washington. What more could he want? Still, on a whim, he signs up for the 'Letters from Home' program. A way for soldiers to talk to someone, get care packages, when they have little to no one left in the states. It's through this that he's matched with Toby Fritz. And it's through Toby that Kevin starts thinking he's worth more than the words scribed across the back of his uniform jacket that read, "Property of the US Army- PC Control Unit". After Kevin's time overseas is up, he finds himself back in the states, potentially face to face with his pen pal. Writing those heartfelt, personal words through a letter, and saying them in person, are two incredibly different things. Not to mention, war has a habit of following weary soldiers home (in more ways than old scars and nightmares). And Kevin's figuring out that the field isn't the only place that can turn into a warzone. -- This story is entirely based on fictional characters and events. Any names of people are purely coincidence. These are original characters following an original plot. Trigger warnings in tags. This story hasn't been edited fully for spelling or grammar.