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Oh Please.

BlackBirdSingsDead

Reads 42
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Parts 6
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Reads 42
Votes 0
Parts 6
Time 8m

BlackBirdSingsDead

Mature

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My life but in an alternate universe. Same people, different names, and slight change in personality. Join Tate and her exasperating friends, on their journey to see how dumb a human can actually be. Skeet bro.All Rights Reserved

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