The Hipster Games
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Last published Thu, Sep 1, 2016
Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stiletto stabbing to win the prize, the games and the hearts of the Captiol citizens. She faces the brutal challenges of no wifi, fake wannabes, cheap eyeshadow, an annoying Mexican baker, but the real question is - will she survive?
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If you loved "The Hunger Games" and you love parody fanfics then this is the book for you!
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