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Switched

CoreyBuitenzorg

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Bab 4
Durasi 33m

Membaca 45
Vote 4
Bab 4
Durasi 33m

CoreyBuitenzorg

-romance battle bxb chosen cliche fantasy fantasy-romance goodvsevil hero highfantasy lgbt magic parody sarcasm villain

What if, after the 'Final Battle', the chosen one and the evil overlord switched bodies?

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His name was Aeverith, but the people of Tandraria knew him as The Wicked Supreme Overlord. Responsible for the death of millions, the world had never seen such ruthless and powerful villain for centuries.

Wars were waged, countless lives were lost. But when the last flicker of hope almost faded, a prophesied chosen one appeared : Dellin, the savior of Tandraria.

During the peak of their final battle, the Chosen duelled the Overlord. Dellin stabbed Aeverith's heart. He killed him! The prophecy was fulfilled! He won!

This is the end of Aeverith...
...but the end is just another beginning.


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SWITCHED is a story that pokes fun at A LOT of stupid, bad, and overused fantasy tropes. Some for comedic purposes, some for parodying the genre, and some... just to vent out the author's overall sarcasm.

Yes, it's PLAGUED with clichés. Deliberately. 

It might be funny at some places, and angsty in others. It might make you question morality and the nature of good and evil, but who knows. At worst, it might be downright offensive and problematic (don't say I didn't warn you).

One thing for sure, it will be a dumpster fire. Hopefully a fun one.

Genre : High fantasy, parody, comedy, BLSeluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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