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The Universal Hotdog

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keepingwithcloudy

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A small tale, that can get bigger the more you tell it

*READER*

the following information in this guide is important and should (not) be taken seriously.
the earth's greatest threat comes in the form of Biometric space pigs, which scientists created in the hopes to further prevent world hunger. Now, you armed with the knowledge insideAll Rights Reserved

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