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Dude, You Stink!

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"I started to run away from the sunrise, desperate to get away. I wasn’t fast enough. The sun caught up to me, and I could feel the heat on my back. I slowed, for it felt nice against my pale skin. That didn’t last half as long as Luciferilla’s gentle tone. Soon I was hit with a wave of blistering heat, and I took off again. It was game over."

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