Harry Potter and The G.I. Joe: The Philosophers Stone

Harry Potter has been abused by his Dursley relatives for nearly his whole life. When Harry turned four years old, the Dursleys win a family cruise vacation, but they are forced to bring Harry with them. Managing to enjoy himself for the first time in as long as he could remember, the fun is soon ruined when halfway through the cruise, the ship is attacked and sunk by Cobra. Harry manages to survive and get away, but he is essentially the only survivor, and left adrift at sea.

Fortunately he was found, and rescued by the G.I. Joe, aboard the USS Flagg, he was taken in, and given a family. After being formally adopted by Duke Hauser and Scarlett O'Hara, Harry trained with the Joes, and occasionally went on missions and fought certain leaders of Cobra. When Harry receives his Hogwarts letter, he is given his first solo mission, and is ordered to keep an eye on magical people, and determine if they are a threat or possible allies.

Because Harry has trained with the best of G.I. Joe, he has become independent, self-confident, and strong-willed, that he is able to know who his true friends and allies in Hogwarts are, and who are trying to manipulate him. Harry will not be a pawn in the games of Albus Dumbledore, nor will he be a target for either Voldemort, or Cobra Commander.

Major Dumbledore/Snape/Ron/Malfoy bashing.

Twin Ron/Ginny.

Ships:

Harry/Ginny.

Neville/Susan.

Hermione/OC.

Blaise/Luna.

Daphne/Tracey.

Sirius Black/OC.

Remus/Tonks.

Duke /Scarlett.

Flint/Lady Jaye.

Snake-Eyes/OC.

Heavy-Duty/Covergirl.

Breaker/Dial-tone.