This messed up fking dream

Summer break, two friends casually smoking to pass the time. Jay and Rich. Jay is just a chill antisocial dude that spends his days gaming and sleeping while Rich loves to annoy girls with corny pickup lines and live up to the title of "fuck boy". Somehow, they're best friends.
Rich's childhood girlfriend (and only girlfriend so far) shows up unexpectedly and confuses Jay for Rich. Jay wants to tell her the truth but begins to develop feelings for her and doesn't want to hurt her. Rich doesn't help and convinces Jay to keep the act.

Warning: swearing! Like a lot, they're teens afterall