Ever wonder why Isabella Swan chose Edward Cullen, the handsome, stone-cold vampire, over Jacob Black, the 'oh-so-amazing' shape-shifting werewolf?
Why Team Edward won and not Team Jacob?
Fans: Because Bella and Edward were 'madly in love' with each other.
Bullshit.
This short article is dedicated to all you 'Twilight Haters', who can revel in the truth that the Twilight Series was indeed stupid, as well as to the 'Twilight Lovers' who need eye-openers to show them that they really need to stop. It's high time now.
P.S. This is not intended to offend anyone. It is purely written for entertainment and humour. Please don't be hateful.
Thank You.
Strongly PG recommended.
(This article was a motivation I got from my friend Harshit whilst Whatsapp-ing with him. Thank you, Harshit! :D Go check his works out too. He's an awesome writer! :D)
"He's gone. I'm a vampire now, and it's all HIS fault. I'm in what most would say the clutches of evil, but really their..ok it's true but when no else is around their kind and nice. I blame him for everything, it was never Jasper's fault, it was his own bad judgment. I hate him, and when he comes around, I'm gonna kill him because I'm the one with power now."
Isabella Swan's life was perfect, she was practically living a fairy tale. But her fairy tale was shattered the night Edward left her in the forest and vanished.
She thinks she's over with love, but what happens when a certain Volturi member catches her eye? And will he feel the same? And just to mess it up; the Cullen's have done something horrible?!
"Let's just say, I'm one ticked off vampire."