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Every Meme In My Phone

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Every meme in my phone. 

Because somebody could be having the worst day of their life and see one of the funny memes I have saved in my phone.

 And it could make them smile. 

And that's all I want. 

Everyone to be happy and smile.

 Because the world is falling to shit and I just want everyone to know they are loved.

You don't know what someone could be going through.

These memes could save lives.

Every body have an e-hug. You won't be able to feel it, but you will if you believe.

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(Some of the memes might offend someone though. I apologize in advance if you get offended. I thought they were funny. I'm sorry.)All Rights Reserved

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