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Every Meme In My Phone

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Every meme in my phone. 

Because somebody could be having the worst day of their life and see one of the funny memes I have saved in my phone.

 And it could make them smile. 

And that's all I want. 

Everyone to be happy and smile.

 Because the world is falling to shit and I just want everyone to know they are loved.

You don't know what someone could be going through.

These memes could save lives.

Every body have an e-hug. You won't be able to feel it, but you will if you believe.

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(Some of the memes might offend someone though. I apologize in advance if you get offended. I thought they were funny. I'm sorry.)All Rights Reserved

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The Fear Of Failure by Heather1512

After pushing his friends away, and losing all confidence in his ability to succeed, how will the man who is known for his constant upbeat attitude cope when he can barely even manage a smile? Jack is stuck, in an empty, emotionless void, unable to keep himself happy, and unable to ignore the voices in his head telling him he's let everybody down. He needs a miracle, a saviour, a...twitter notification? Really? That's how we're doing this? Alright, fine, fuck it, I guess we're rolling with it. He needs a twitter notification, from a girl who has chosen the worst pun possible as her twitter username. Are you actually serious with this shit? You expect me to believe that some female nerd on twitter who makes terrible puns is going to save Jackaboy from his depression!?! Fuck this, Im as surprised as you are to see how this story turns out. ~ SMOL AMOUNT OF SMUT WARNIN SOZ LADS BUT IM A SINNER ~ (Side Note: This book also features all the members of Sleeping With Sirens, so, if you're into that band, you're in luck! Dont worry if you arent, the book itself gives enough detail on the characters for you to know who's who, and it still makes sense, even if you dont like the band. Pewdiepie also features in this story, but I guess I dont need to specify anything with him, as everyone knows who he is! I hope you like it! ^_^)

AN ACTUAL CRUSH by WilliamsTerryann

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Evelyn by wonderingwordsmith78

"Why do you always look like that?" "Like what?" "Like you hate every person in this room." "That's because I do." "Why? What did these people do to you?" "Nothing. Yet." "You're a pessimist. Every morning you come in, order black coffee, and glare at every single person in the room." "I don't glare at you," he paused. "Most of the time." "We'll that's because I tell good jokes. It'd be criminal to be rude." I could have sworn that I saw him smile. ~~~ Evelyn has a smile that lights up every room. The very ground she walks on seems to come to life from her touch alone. She sees beauty in the things most others dismiss. Michael not so secretly hopes that everyone on Earth dies in the fiery pits of hell. There's never been a single person he's met that makes him believe in the good of humanity. Except Evelyn.

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The Fear Of Failure

After pushing his friends away, and losing all confidence in his ability to succeed, how will the man who is known for his constant upbeat attitude cope when he can barely even manage a smile? Jack is stuck, in an empty, emotionless void, unable to keep himself happy, and unable to ignore the voices in his head telling him he's let everybody down. He needs a miracle, a saviour, a...twitter notification? Really? That's how we're doing this? Alright, fine, fuck it, I guess we're rolling with it. He needs a twitter notification, from a girl who has chosen the worst pun possible as her twitter username. Are you actually serious with this shit? You expect me to believe that some female nerd on twitter who makes terrible puns is going to save Jackaboy from his depression!?! Fuck this, Im as surprised as you are to see how this story turns out. ~ SMOL AMOUNT OF SMUT WARNIN SOZ LADS BUT IM A SINNER ~ (Side Note: This book also features all the members of Sleeping With Sirens, so, if you're into that band, you're in luck! Dont worry if you arent, the book itself gives enough detail on the characters for you to know who's who, and it still makes sense, even if you dont like the band. Pewdiepie also features in this story, but I guess I dont need to specify anything with him, as everyone knows who he is! I hope you like it! ^_^)