Where to Now Smart Ass?
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Last published Tue, Jan 15, 2013
“Enough! Jesus christ, you will listen to what I listen to when I want to listen to it.”
She looked slightly taken about at my sudden outburst, but quickly redeemed herself.
“You should see a doctor about that.”
“Excuse me?”
“Anger and yelling causes premature wrinkles. Do you want to be a bald old guy at 23?”
“What?!”
“I’m just saying, it would be a little hard if you wanted to ‘score some’ looking like my grandpa.”
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