Paranoia, Fear, and Ignorance (The Foundation of Democracy in America)

What happens when a CIA agent has to assassinate the Easter Bunny to save the world from a deadly biological weapon that the CIA developed to destroy the world?

The story begins with the hero killing the Easter Bunny in a shopping mall, surrounded by a Chinese double agent disguised as a mall security guard, a Russian spy disguised as a janitor, and a Navy SEAL disguised as an old woman in a wheelchair. Then the story flashes back to how this whole crazy situation got started in the first place.

The hero is fresh out of college when he's recruited by the CIA because they want him for his technical background while he just wants an easy job where he can steal office supplies as part of his job benefits. While at the CIA's secret training facility known as the Farm, the hero is unknowingly recruited by one of the CIA instructors to deliver a suicide vest to a domestic terrorist organization (called the Oppressed Majority). This domestic terrorist organization plans to use a biological weapon, called the Dumb Bomb, which infects people and makes them stupid so they'll be unable to tell lies from the truth.

Fortunately when a Chinese double agent reveals her plan to stop a Russian spy and a Navy SEAL reveals his plans to stop a CIA traitor, these two people agree to help the hero when they realize the CIA traitor and Russian spy is none other than their head instructor who has been leaking information to the Russians and getting CIA agents killed all over the world.

After the hero realizes that the head instructor plans to use him as an unwitting accomplice so he can take the blame later, the hero, his Navy SEAL friend, and Chinese double agent plot to foil the villain's plan by assassinating the suicide bomber before he can infect people with the Dumb Bomb biological weapon that will turn Americans into complete idiots before they can do it on their own.