Ghosted

Elfie Dia bought a new house, unconcerned about its history: it was cheap, and it would be hers.

So when ghosts are threatening her peace of mind she does exactly what we all would. She refuses to leave, not caring who and why is haunting her.

"You can burn this house down -- I'm just gonna put a mattress over its ashes and sleep on it!"

A wild ride through a weird love story between an alcoholic woman and one of the ghosts who haunt her.

#1 WINNER of the Paranormal Love -- Romantic Dreams 2020 Contest https://www.wattpad.com/story/212761963-romantic-dreams-2020-judging

1) Yes, there are multiple ghosts.

2) Yes, it's a comedy. Darkish.

3) Yes, it's a romance. Very pink. HEA.

4) Trigger warning: mental illness, addiction, and guns -- which could each get someone killed, but since it's a ghost story, here they combine and most definitely do. The main character is depressed and flippant about death, the tone pessimistic aka mentions of suicide, abusive behavior. Still a comedy, I swear. It's just how I write.

5) I know the plot in my head (I tell myself stories all the time) but this is written directly on Wattpad so I might go back to edit. I know where I'm going, but I appreciate any input that makes this project better, it's an exercise in writing episodical stories, my favorite kind.

6) Cover art from https://www.flaticon.com/authors/itim2101 edited by me.