Playing the Player

Playing the player... Now you've probably all heard at least one story like that. The story about the fuckboy and the cute little nerdy girl. Of course, the fuckboy tries to get at the nerdy girl, but she wants nothing to do with him. Later at night, when she's on FaceTime with her friend, they get the bright idea to play the player. Long story short, in the process of pretending to be in love with the fuckboy, nerdy girl falls in love with him and, surprise surprise, he falls for her too. She "changes him for the better" yada yada ya. They probably kiss in the rain and then get married, adopt a dog or two. And live happily ever after. The end.

Sound about right? Well. My story isn't like that. I may be the nerdy girl and there may be a fuckboy, but there is one slight variation. I'm a lesbian. And I'm here to tell you my story. Or whatever. So buckle your seatbelts, get your snacks and get ready for the story of my life.