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Last published Thu, Aug 1, 2019
Bob comes home from a heated night at the cornhole cafe. He was in the rain. Strangely, there was a rare occurrence where planets aligned to make the rain into sperm. What he doesn't know is that copy robot is on the scene in his apartment
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