Respect the Plume
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Last published Wed, Mar 31, 2021
If you like quirky band kids, musical jokes, and marching fails, this is the book for you. This is all real things that have happened to me as a Trumpet player in my high school's marching band. I hope all you band kids out there can find this funny, and maybe even relatable. I would also like to hear all of your funny band stories in the comments!!!
**Just FYI, I did turn mature on because there are some swear words and sexual jokes. It is high school, after all. If you can't handle it, go read my middle school book.
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25 or 6 to 4 {EDITING}
[Based on a true story] Kaylee has no clue what happened. One second, she is sitting in middle school with her nose stuck in a book, and the next she's in the band room with a trombone between her legs. For years, it had always been her dream to join the band. After moving to a new town and learning about a marching band, she struggles through her eighth grade year trying to settle on the instrument that is right for her. After four failed attempts with no luck, her teacher throws the trombone at her, and before she knows it, she's out on the high school football field playing in front of a big crowd of people. After over a year of jumping instruments, Kaylee fears that she will never be able to play anything. What if she messed up? Though she often feels alone, she still has yet to learn that she will always have her section behind her. {Rated PG; some offensive jokes} Highest rating: #533 in Paranomal (it used to be this genre) COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017 Note: Currently under editing Cover made with Canva - Free Wattpad Cover Maker [https://www.canva.com/create/wattpad-covers/] Image: http://kanstul.com/intros/trombone.jpgComplete
Violet's Delight
"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22Complete![Barbie (BoyxBoy) [R]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/299177796-256-k141563.jpg)
Barbie (BoyxBoy) [R]
[COMPLETED] "Well, well look who decided to show up on the party.", he then look at me up and down before putting one hand up on his chin. "And he's wearing something slutty too, tryna score some?", He smirks. I groan, "What do you want? leave me alone!", I push him rather harshly, he didn't budge though instead he leans in and trap me between his body as my back lean against the wall. "You're a feisty one aren't you, barbie?", he whispered huskily, making me shiver for some reason as I gulp when he starts caressing the back of my neck. "I must say, you look good.", he continues making me speechless for a moment. ~~~ "Ahh fuck... Fuck you!", I moaned as the asshole grins at me sheepishly. I really hate him so much, I don't even know why we're doing this right now. Kissing, fucking, and sweating with each other. "That's funny cause I'm fucking you, barbie!", He then goes deeper and deeper in me hitting my prostate causing me to whimpers in pleasure. I really hate him so fucking much! Fuck Rafael Sandoval! ~~~ Alcrais is an openly gay student. Being part of the cheerleader team and having a pretty face mean he's kinda known in his high school. Although his life is not as perfect as it seems. Especially when he has to be partnered up with his so called enemies that he despise. Rafael is your typical high school QB. He's a loud, obnoxious and also known to attract attention from people. Having great physics also rich parents just easily makes him adored by many. Many but one guy, one pretty guy he called Barbie. They didn't get along really well but like other cliché story it soon turns out differently. Will their despair turn into something sweet? Will it ends happily? Guess you have to find out and read this book ✨✨ (*Rated R, not suitable for everyone under 18.)Complete
The Best Kind of Betrayal
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The Battle of the Bands ✓
He took a step closer, the smirk not leaving his face as he could sense my irritation. "I've been looking forward to this for far too long," he laughed, licking his lips. "And for once, I'm gonna be the one knocking the smug smile off of your face." My scowl deepened, confused as to what he was talking about. He took another step forward, standing close enough for me to get a whiff of his minty breath and aftershave. He leaned in towards my ear, speaking loud enough for only me to hear, "We'll settle this with the battle of the bands," *** [Completed] Kylie Thompson had it all; she had the perfect family, a handsome boyfriend, good grades, and she was apart of one of the best marching bands in the state. Within a year, that all changed. Her parents filed for divorce, her boyfriend broke up with her, her grades began to slip, and her band director passed away from kidney failure. Now Kylie has to deal with four new issues; her parent's immature fights, avoiding her ex, improving her grades, and keeping the band from falling apart. All of this, and putting up with a guy in the rival band that is so cocky yet so cute. With these newfound troubles, will Kylie be able to keep her life from crumbling, or will a certain someone come along and sweep her off her feet?Complete
The Story of My Life
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Marching Towards Your Heart
As the first year of high school comes to a close, Peridot is pondering about how horrible her freshman year was in her old school. As some people teased and picked on her, and when her best friend and cousin Steven told her about how much fun band is at his school. After her mother leaving her and my little brother Max with my Aunt and Uncle's, she decides to join Geminite High School's Marching Band. However, she soon realizes that there is much more to marching band then she first thought. When a mysterious color guard girl comes into play. NOTE: Peridot is a girl in this storyComplete
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[Based on a true story] Kaylee has no clue what happened. One second, she is sitting in middle school with her nose stuck in a book, and the next she's in the band room with a trombone between her legs. For years, it had always been her dream to join the band. After moving to a new town and learning about a marching band, she struggles through her eighth grade year trying to settle on the instrument that is right for her. After four failed attempts with no luck, her teacher throws the trombone at her, and before she knows it, she's out on the high school football field playing in front of a big crowd of people. After over a year of jumping instruments, Kaylee fears that she will never be able to play anything. What if she messed up? Though she often feels alone, she still has yet to learn that she will always have her section behind her. {Rated PG; some offensive jokes} Highest rating: #533 in Paranomal (it used to be this genre) COMPLETED JAN 3, 2017 Note: Currently under editing Cover made with Canva - Free Wattpad Cover Maker [https://www.canva.com/create/wattpad-covers/] Image: http://kanstul.com/intros/trombone.jpg
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